The most ecologically disastrous production vehicle on the planet. Immensely underpowered and over weight, handles like the QE2 on valium, can't stop, can't turn, can't carry anything of size, and don't even talk to me about reliability ... because I own it! But, I just love it to death, which is probably what it'll do to me if a pass another Greens convention. Fortunately for the world, they no longer produce them for public consumption. And yeh, yeh, don't bother complaining: I know I'm schizo when it comes to this - having built one of the most solar-passive houses in the country, contributed to Green Peace and Amnesty regularly, and always mouthing off about global warming. My vapid defence is that it only gets driven twice a year, so there!
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